Monday, May 20, 2013

Scooby Dooby Doo Corner - Scooby-Doo and the Samurai Sword


Naruto + Indiana Jones + Scooby-Doo = Scooby-Doo and the Samurai Sword. I probably scared half of yah off from just doing the math, right? Well if you're curious see how the Narutoesque Scooby-Doo fairs on Scooby Dooby Doo Corner.


Guest Title Card Artist: Benny "Alagatery" Botorus

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Scooby Dooby Doo Corner - Scooby-Doo and the Goblin King


Scooby places a toe back into the old days of real monsters but puts a more comedic spin on it. Does it work? Whyboy is here to find out on Scooby Dooby Doo Corner.

Guest Title Card Artist: Jason Goodrich

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Fish Hooks: The Game Review


Do the recent updates for the Fish Hooks mobile app help?? Should you even check it out in the first place?? Find Out!! Only on Bubble Blabber.

Movie-Brat Spotlights... Firecracker



Let's talk about Roger Corman, I never quite had the chance until now. The King of B-Movies, always makes films quick to the point of shooting any of them in two days, I kid you not. He has directed 50 films and produced over 300 films and you can attribute that number to his production company New World Pictures, dating all the way to the 1970's until his regime finally came to an end in 1983 where he sold it himself and moved on but even he launched the careers of very successful such as the likes of James Cameron, Joe Dante, Ron Howard, Jonathan Demme, Jack Nicholson, Sylvester Stallone, even Martin Scorsese, they all went to the school of Roger Corman by working for New World Pictures. He's known for two things, at least two elements of his whether they'd be his own films or not. The action girl and tons of nudity. He's not the King of B-Movies for nothing people. With the action girl, he never believed in women who sit around and do nothing while the men kill the monster or a normal human who happens to be the bad guy.

In other words, the phrase "Stay in the kitchen" is bullshit. For example, in It Conquered The World, Beverly Garland plays a character who not only kills the monster but in a way contributed to its design behind the scenes. In the film, she gives the monster a good verbal thrashing before killing it with a shotgun while the husband was mesmerized. Now when Garland herself took a look at the monster she said, "So you're gonna conquer the world, huh? Ha!" and kicked it.

"He said, 'Well, we figured it comes from a high-gravity planet, so it ought to be built low to the ground.' I said, 'Not that low!'"

And the other thing Corman is known for is gratuitous nudity. It's a common thing of his, but it's not just his films that have nudity, a lot of B-Movies and that sort of lot have those so the female leads in his films tend to have topless moments. Curiously, when he wanted Humanoids of the Deep to have extra nudity after filming was completed, he fired Barbara Peeters after she refused to shoot it and hired someone else.

What I'm getting at is that FireCracker was made during the time when Corman was still running New World Pictures but I can't help but feel that it seemed like it was released during the wrong time period and yet seems so right given what followed.

Susanne Carter (played by Jillian Kesner), a female martial arts instructor is looking for her sister in the Philippines upon discovering a drug cartel. However, not only does she discover what her sister found out, she finds herself in the heart of the cartel upon entering a martial arts tournament to the death.

This might be a relatively short review, as I'll be taking a different approach to the material.

I will mention what the film is good at relatively quickly on the technical side of things. The acting is okay but some of the line readings need work as I did notice one or two lines Kesner probably needed another take. Her character and Rey are the most likeable and funny tidbit, the guy who plays Rey looks like a dead ringer for Bruce Lee, really. The music for itself, let's just say every time I think back to it, I keep confusing it for the background music for Inspector Gadget. And some of the cinematography can be pretty to look at, particularly when it's outside of the city as I have to admire the shot of the mountains.

I'll get to the fight scenes in moment so allow me to say the following.

In the 1980's, there was the rise of the type of action hero everyone is very familiar with; the muscle bound-hard ass male popularized by the likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger with his roles in Commando and Predator (I am not counting The Terminator, as, and if you don't know already; he was the bad guy in the first film), Sylvester Stallone with the likes of Rambo, Cobra and Rocky Parts III and IV, and Jean Claude Van Damme with Bloodsport. All these movies have in common is that they all have the manly men fire their guns and look badass, even action movies with average height males such as Bruce Willis with Die Hard and the duo of Mel Gibson and Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon. Even Eon Productions caught on the craze when they made the James Bond film Licence to Kill in that type of mold.

That's not to say the 80's didn't have female leads, of course there's always Ellen Ripley in Aliens and Sarah Connor in The Terminator, the latter where she has the most character development.

Right, where I'm going with this is that those aren't the only films to have badass female heroes in 80's action films. FireCracker is one of those, just that not many people know it. Especially since, you know, it's a B-Movie. Period.

But even so, Suzanne Carter is someone I appreciated every time I saw her fight. The choreography is fast and she's very flexible, not stuntwomen were involved whatsoever-really. She's a badass through and through, even when she gets captured; she doesn't go down without a fight.

Hell, the fight scenes can be spontaneous like for example, there's a bar fight that came completely out of nowhere and then there's what's probably the most memorable part of the film is where she's chased by two drunks who attempt to rape her no doubt and ends up shredding her dress in the process and has her bra cut off by one of the drunks. At one point, I had to say something akin to, "Okay, take off the heels and run." But eventually she did and in an amusing moment, she beckons the two to come after her with the intention of fighting them off.

After she kills one of them, one the drunks cuts off her top which brought about an amusing expression on her face that screams to me "Okay, really? That's a cheap shot!" and basically knocks the crud out of him even whacking him in the crotch.

That's not to say she's not vulnerable, when she finds out what happened to her sister, she is immediately distraught and in exploitation fashion, there is a sex scene but it's weird as Chuck, one of the flunkies who works for the mafia, rips off her clothes with a knife and she does the same back. That's not to say she's very forgiving as when it came to the tournament, she calls him out and his boss agrees. So as such, there is the final fight between him and her and while she lands plenty of kicks on him, he doesn't screw around as he brutally punched and kicked her.

And it's intercutted with Rey fighting off the rest of the thugs and spares the mob boss (who is played Ken Metcalfe, one of the co-writers of the film) only because the police will take him. But you do root for Carter to succeed as she does get her revenge and it can be very satisfying. I won't spoil how she does it but it's a fitting brutal end for such a butthole as Chuck.

It's a fun martial arts B-Movie, if this is your type of film, check it out especially if you're looking for feminist cinema. If not and you want something more of quality, then you won't be looking for it here.

It gets an 8/10

Written By The Movie-Brat

Scooby Dooby Doo Corner - Chill Out! Scooby-Doo


It's a very Chilly adventure for Scooby-Doo and Shaggy. Maybe watching this spotlight of Chill Out! Scooby-Doo will keep you nice and toasty.

Guest Title Card Artist: Benny "Alagatery" Botorus